- 16:45:15: @actordougjones yessir.
- 17:11:13: the devil is in the eggs.
- 17:31:37: the devil is now in my mustache.
- 17:55:32: the devil is in the ham? This is a confusing holiday.
- 18:01:05: devil's food cake for dessert. I will eat of this flesh and drink of this blood, which turns out to be cherry sauce.
- 18:04:00: the devil's in the details, because he is a big science geek.
- 18:12:01: holding a finger to the wind. Guess which one. #dontstealmyhat
- 18:22:32: if you are going to hand my ass to me, handle with care. And gloves. I also recommend some sort of gas mask.
- 18:29:31: whenever I trip in public, I always fall back and to the left. Back and to the left. #magicsidewalkbump
- 18:34:03: @pdxyar my default response is to pretend I just walked into massive cobwebs/attacked by bees/both.
- 18:43:32: @pdxyar another thing I like to do is go ahead and fall, then grab the nearest observer and exclaim :what year is it WHAT YEAR??"
- 18:44:08: whenever I spill my guts, I serve it with a nice tapenade.
- 18:46:01: @pdxyar luckily, I am already dressed for any such occasion.
- 18:50:05: @pdxyar I need an ally like this "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE?"
- 18:53:45: @pdxyar CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S BEDEVILED BY INTERDIMENSIONAL COBWEBS
- 19:22:49: I'm wearing a skeleton costume covered in human like flesh. So far, everyone is fooled.
- 19:23:57: my experience is that most white people are, in fact, pink.
- 19:27:49: While cooking, I burned a finger. That one goes to the dogs.
- 23:47:52: @Scilixx yer dumb! *throws jellybeans*
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